Maybe I'll marry a Korean, so I can call myself Kim Chi.
Or maybe I'll marry a guy who has two big fluffy white dogs that like to run around chasing butterflies with grins on their doggy faces.
Or maybe a guy who can flip pancakes three feet in the air?
The things I tell myself to make me smile.
My mom would say: get a dog! And hire a chef! And don't make name changes you'll regret.