Now that I'm 21, I'm getting wedding presents from relatives who don't even know me?! As in the last time we talked was years ago, and we never talked about more than the weather! Am I an ungrateful ingrate? I dislike presents from people I don't know.
And 'know' isn't a function of time - I have met people for a short time and felt a true connection. That counts. But 1) we don't even meet and 2) we don't know each other = THIS IS AWKWARD. Now I have to send you a thank you message because my parents say I must, when all I want to do is throw the stuff in the bin. Why a wedding present that is SO WEIRD. Bloody hell.