You may be (but then again of course not, but at the present moment YOU ARE) the only person in the world who would, not for the first time, barge into my room with a question already trumpeting from your lips,
who would see me wake up with a start, sit up groggily, with a frowning silent stare that is unique to feelings that I categorize under furious - to see that and ask me oh were you having a nightmare?
No. I WAS HAVING A GOOD DREAM. I WAS SLEEPING. GTFO.